My weekend was alcohol and caffeine fuelled i.e. I went to 2 parties, drank lots of alcohol and had very little quality sleep. It wasn’t really the perfect training plan and certainly didn’t set me up for optimum performance on the rocks…..but hey, it is the drinking season.
After a training day on Saturday and 2 nights of heavy boozing behind me, we strolled up to the crag at about 2.30pm on Sunday afternoon. Considering it goes dark at 4.30pm, we really didn’t give ourselves much time to get the most out of the day.
The location was ‘the woods’ and the problem was ‘Jocks and Geordies’. You may have read my earlier blogs about my attempts at this problem in Winter/Spring. I only ever got a few moves up it and decided that I would come back when I was stronger and fitter.
So it was time to give it a go. I warmed up and made my 1st attempt. I managed to crank out move after move and took myself by surprise when I put my hand on the penultimate hold. I think in sheer disbelief at getting so high up, I jumped off.
It had felt so easy! The moves that had once felt desperate seemed to just flow. I was chuffed, and more determined than ever to get my tick. The 2nd attempt saw me grasp the penultimate hold before launching myself to the top….and then tumble down into my spotter’s arms. Cheers Ian.
A rest.
Another attempt.
Still the top was out of reach.
And then I figured out a way of performing the final move. Hang the hold with my left hand, move my right foot up, toe in, spin on my left. I was strong. I was there reaching with my right hand………..and….. my right foot popped. I fell to the ground again.
After a few well chosen expletives I discussed the millisecond difference between making the move or hitting the deck. I had been unlucky and got the latter of the 2 possibilities.
By now it was getting dark and the rock was getting damp. It was my final attempt. I chose to stay relaxed and just do the moves. I could do it this time.
So I started my sequence. Pulled myself up, got the left hand as a crimp, moved my right foot, spun on my left, pulled everything in and placed my right hand on the final hold. I was there. My hand was on the slopping break….but….I didn’t have time to think because I was heading for the familiar ground again.
I landed and looked down at my right hand to see slimy green fingertips accompanied by a feeling of disappointment. The break was damp and I had slid off. Most of the people around me thought that I could claim the problem as complete. I had my hand on the final hold and the conditions had caused it to slip. How long had I stuck it? One second or perhaps more?
For me that wasn’t enough. The feeling wasn’t there, I couldn’t claim the ascent.
It brought to mind a strange dilemma. I had wanted to do this problem (the hardest I have ever climbed) so much. It would be easy to say I had done it. The people around me would have gladly backed me up. However, regardless of poor conditions, mild alcohol poisoning and a brief touch of the final hold, it didn’t feel right. I guess it’s a very personal judgement.
I’ll go back and do it properly next time. I’ll stick the hold and drop down with a sense of achievement and then head to the pub for a well earned beer ![]()











